Paid By the Hour

I have heard that in radio journalism, students are often taught that a good opening question to pose to an interviewee is "What did you have for breakfast?" It is an easy way to get an answer to test your sound levels. If I was being interviewed today my answer would be: hashish brownies. It is not getting any easier to get out of bed and report here for hallway duty. I believe I need money though. Or is it that "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."? Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. Can you hear that? THAT'S MY SKULL! I'm pretty busy again today. I had to cull together images of Jeff Spicoli from the internet and make this. See man? Seeeee. I'm working at a grueling pace like moving along the Oregon Trail. Dark Side of the Moon is such a sick album. Wait. What was that!? Shit! I think they know.........