Thursday, February 8, 2007

Life in the Slow Lane/ "Hey, Yo, Fuck Santa Monica"


So, things have been a little slow here in the hallway. Well, i dropped my eggs and hashbrowns all over the place a moment ago. That happened quickly. I did not have my camera to show you how well I rubbed it in to the carpet here in the hallway. Other than that. Not a much. Zilch. Zip. That being the case here in my well travelled work-home I have been spending a lot of time on the internet, the informational super-highway, the web and the net. This bald man has taught me how to paint, exercise and make blended drinks. Put this in your browser and smoke it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ
Yeah, All of them all at once. No big whoop. Multi-tasking is the way to go in the 0oooo-Ah-Seven.
His callers have taught me how to "Fuck" "MS Gang", "Santa Monica" and even "White People". As a whole I guess.
Pretty motivational. Inspiring. "More blended drinks" has found its way into the suggestion box on a yellow post-it. "More treadmills" will be tomorrow's entry but I won't expect much to come of that seeing as they are quite expensive even on the e-bay.

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