Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Merry Mirandizing
This is the postcard the company is sending out to the various other companies that we work with. When I got into work there were three hundred of them on my desk. I work with about six of the people that these are going out to but, I love giving my autograph and have been into the holiday spirit ever since the card that I received from an unknown group of people in Communications Data Services, Incorporated. It says "You have the right to remain jolly." I have a friend who woke up on christmas morning only to find a policeman knocking on the door of his car which he had sunken into the ground of an unknown neighbor's house with urine and vomit all over himself. I wonder if this Kris Kringle's mother was as displeased as my classmates when she picked him up at the police station on Christmas morning. I wonder if he got all of the presents delivered before drinking all that eggnog. I hope so. I think I know who's wits picked the card out. It's a good thing that they have the North Pole at Epcot center. I am reserving my right to jollyness to its fullest.
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