Knock Knock Who's There?

Who?
You Guessed it!
There she is. That is the black and white printer that I can't use here on my desk in my space in the hallway. She's still here keeping me company and denying me the fruits of her labors. Look at her basking in the warmth of the fluorescent track lighting stationed just overhead. Despite Chet's promises and assurances, we are still joined in our hearth and home here in the hallway. I'm dissapointed in you Chet from IT but I'm sure that you were very busy today keeping up with all of the information that comes along with both mine, your and us collectively as whole's expeditiously developing technologies. Besides these belts don't buckle themselves just like these shoes don't tie themselves up. I know it. I'm wearing slip ons so my day may have been more of a breeze. I know that you will keep your word and as the dawn fades, tomorrow may bring us a new, printerless day. I can't wait to eat a sandwhich there! Maybe half sanwhich and a small soup? A soup and salad. I don't know maybe we'll split them when you come here to move the printer.
What's that? Oh, sure. No, Excuse me. Here you go. Enjoy your print outs. You're kids are just adorable. You may want to print those out in color.