Due to the unfortunate and savagely bottom line liberal dispersal of pink slips last week there is an abundance of personal possesions scattered about the office, the hallway and the conference room. It is all up for grabs. It is a free for all with trinkets, trash and tween novels scattered about. I came across these items. I'm working on building a still life to be rendered in found poster paint while on my (as of yet to arrive) treadmill. Can you guess which department these things came from? Not sure. I'll give you a hint. It starts with an "m" and it rhymes with "blarketing." That is not entirely fair. This stuff could have come from ad sales. With this bounty you can compare you life to those of LIbertineslavania and work on your orange glow without even heading to the salon. That compass will help you circumnavigate your way around Selfabsorbityville before docking your husband's floating Corvette at the Yacht Club. It is an inboard with a boom. Word from the crow's nest has arrived......Upper East Side AHOY! The plastic drop cloth is for the trunk of my car and yes YOU were Time's Person of The Year. Cudos.
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