Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Eavesdropping, Not Flattery, Will Get You Everywhere


I overheard this while walking down the hallway back to my station. "The only chain restaurant I like.....is Chilis." Let's alert Zagat. It should be rated on flair alone. We used to have a group outing we called "Shit Date." We would go to Chilis and then see a movie like Resident Evil, or Tomb Raider 2 or something with Will Ferrell. Snakes on a Plane was debated. So was Basic Instinct 2. All pictures on par with the honey mustard and cobb salad. Chili's was the only establishment suitable for the moniker. Next time my co-worker should "dip-in" and join us for a "Party Platter". Yeah, I already downloaded the menu. Don't sweat it even though it is "spicealicious." Sounds like she loves her "babyback, babyback, backback"........

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Under Siege


For the most part, here, in the hallway, things have been under relentless attack, boy-manned by pre-teen Visogoths. So it was none the surprise when this turned up further downward the hallway path over yonder downhall. It is mine. I'm having much success fending off thier flaming arrows. It is precious

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Speaking of the Dark Prince


The view from the unoccupied corner office that holds a bunch of cardboard boxes looked like something out of one of the nine planes of hell this evening.

I want chicken i want liver.


The lady down the hall from me has a photo of her cat in her cubicle. If he was mine i would name him Mephistopheles. I think his name is Horatio.

Tossing out the Tarot



I found this magical 8 ball in the fax room here in the office. It only gives bad advice and it is basically impossible to read. Here it says "circumstances unfavorable". I had asked it if I was going to get the corner office. One says "miserably correct" and another reads "As I see it, grim." I have been taking its advice. I also found this book that someone had left on my desk. It is an amazing cliffhanger. The title speaks of the truth.

Lunch Break


then i took lunch.
I'm on a new diet.
It's pretty strict. It's just Sambvka and Godiva chocolats. It's called the Hollywood Madam and it's huge in Miami. It is yummy and it is delicious while making you and your essence feel great.

Did Some Decorating


Just trying to spruce the place up a bit.